FAMOUS SNARKY LINES OF MY SISTER

1. "I'm so glad you quit SMOKING!"
   
   By the way, the act of quitting smoking she was talking about was when I was a teenager - a full 20 YEARS prior.
   
   Backstory: Never coming up to me privately, intimately and telling me this. No - she trumpets it to anyone and everyone in her living room that day in ~1983 while we all were enjoying a child's birthday party. My two aunts and I were conversing together about cooking or some recipe we tried and liked, and Nancy barges in to our space, interupts us to say..... what? that she loves that recipe too!? No. That she has a recipe she wants to share with us? No. She bellows out in an embarrassing too-obvious fashion that, "I'm so glad you quit SMOKING!" Are we being a little too obvious? Are our attempts at making Beverly look bad a little too obviously self-serving.
   
   My aunts and I just gawked at her! None of us could figure out her timing! LOL!



2. "We have the things that money CAN'T buy" Backstory:



3. "I don't feel any affection for her. Not one iota" Backstory: