Match.com Men

Match.com men. Where do I begin? Been on Match for 2 years or so. I have been out with A LOT of men. My advice: Women of Santa Barbara, CA! Make sure your guy DOES NOT have herpes! Most (YES MOST) of the guys I have met have self-disclosed that they have genital herpes. They believe that if they are not having an outbreak (oozing, pus-filled blisters on their genitals - lovely), that they are not contagious. W R O N G ! ! So they f*** whomever will let them, spreading this viral disease (no cure) far and wide. My doctor says that STD's are occurring in epidemic proportions. All people who are herpes positive should be on anti-retro-virals (Valcyclovere), but most are not. If they were, the medication cuts down the contagiousness to almost nil. In Santa Barbara, CA, I have found that the over 50 crowd are usually the worst. They hope that women won't want to have "the talk" BEFORE sex. They try to hustle you into bed on the first or second date, and if they succeed in accomplishing this "conquest", then they may tell you. I have found that these men are not interested in marriage, long-term committed relationships, patience. They know that if they reveal too much about themselves (herpes) before sex, any woman in her right mind won't want to touch them with a ten foot pole. And their childish, conquest-seeking buffoonery is foiled. Another problem is that a lot of online daters are just odd. One guy thought it would be great first date fodder to tell me that his ex-wife didn't taste good "down there." HUH???!!!!!! Another guy showed up for our first date hungover. He didn't speak but boy he wanted to see me again. Uh - no. I mean what do these men think? Another guy, a famous actor actually, thought it was acceptable on our first date to tell me that he was constipated, and tried finding a bush (in the parking lot of one of our favorite seafood restaurants) to take a shit behind!! I kid you not. These three guys all have herpes. Unfortunately, I have mostly horror stories. And I'm a beautiful woman.